Okay, I know it's strange with all my friends breaking up, but I think I want a girlfriend now. I mean it's not hard to get one, right? At least, I don't remember it being hard. Okay let me try to think about this logically:

If I'm just the nice wonderful guy I am girls should just flock... wait, I need to include girls I don't already know into this equation for this to work. How do I do that? Hmm, I could go to a bar and... wait, only nasty bar flies hang around bars. I could go to the club and... yeah, I don't think that chick rubbing her butt against that guy on the dance floor is going to end up being the sweetheart I'm looking for. Okay, I could just walk up to a bunch of random girls... wow, that sounds creepy as all hell. My friends could help me out by introducing me to new people... if it wasn't for the fact that I already know everyone in my group of friends. Well then, I guess I'm just screwed. Yeah, I guess there's a lot I'm going to ponder over.

Facts so far:
1.I'm told I'm not too bad to look at.
2.I'm also told I treat my girlfriends very well (until they end up tearing my heart out).
3.I work out, so it's not like I'm too skinny or out of shape.
4.I'm active (concerts, movies, snow, beach, etc.).
5.I don't do drugs and don't preach to people who do (unless they hurt others).
6.I don't yell or get mad (I don't hold grudges either).
7.I'm content doing anything and can usually get along with anyone.
8.I brush and bathe regularly.
9.I'm nice to everyone I meet.
10.I'm not above anyone or anything and don't look down on people.
11.I don't cheat.

On a different note: I recommend everyone make a similar list of their good points. It makes you feel good about yourself.